07-13-18 Seg 1 Mens Room Goes To The Wrong Wedding

Friday, July 13th

Mens Room Question: Who was responsible for setting what on fire?

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Here's a question. All that bad kid good day to you and yours all right we told you about. Who would be burglar North Carolina he broke into Golden Corral restaurant. He ran into trouble. But he got trapped in the bin relations as things got worse when employees turned on the stow. He was rescued by fire. Now we also share the story of watching commander broken two inmates gave room unfortunately he could not see escape. Meanwhile our listeners at 983 the cake and Arkansas probably familiar with the story happened right there in Fayetteville about a guy. Who was stuck in the snow. He eventually was rescued but no one's quite sure how or why he was in Missouri in the first place that's the part of the story that's a mystery. One now we have the story of a Washington state police searched through. She had called libel won and explain that she was trapped the road and beat up in the trees in need of rescue. But she was not stuck in the trees you see the problem with the pack of wolves that was circling the bottom of the tree waiting for her to come back down. Good times everybody. Units out pull a we always find ourselves on got a weird or bad situation there a moment that you know things are about to go south. And that's the moment the release date with the pure adrenaline goes up and ago. Oh boy here we go live to a question is today Merrill we know you've been in a bad situation we don't wanna know about Obama took you figure out what was gonna happen. So today's question is what was the moment you knew you were in trouble if. Other joke 0844999. Only to like the men's room on FaceBook followers on Twitter and his degree in women's in my hands and those emails to the men's room and men's or live dot com. You are listening to the men's or radio network. Fitch is you. Through. Old dog head away they go out of a job number 2862. Aaron we have Korea today. As exciting return of Ted vs the FCC is coming up right before we drink and toast with the shot of the day by noise for you know but it vs the FCC have you not done so well yet you can download the men's room app. And play a little you verses the FCC and we make sure to update that thing on a regular basis so you think you might have done every single tongue twister in there. Those are constantly updated when you get the there's a whole bunch of other cool stuff on there as well so devers is the FCC is on the way and we'll get to the bad jokes with right gasoline drug charge indicate bad jokes. As well and today our question is oh about that moment. That you knew that you were in trouble and it is the oh bullet so to speak we'll start with a historic moment and say oh yeah home real in the and you know like a man a black and I don't know how have to go to hospital error that. What is gonna happen here. The kitchen staff a Golden Corral and mount airy North Carolina we're working on Tuesday. When they noticed that the smoke was not been letting properly be okay. And I don't know which you know about a kitchen but Steve did you basically explain. The ventilation system in the kitchen of a major because everybody has little bit stand above the stove or whatever by an inch at its industrial strength and a reason needs to be industrial strength and anyone who works in the kitchen if you opened a restaurant you know this to be true. You walked in in the kitchen is room temperature and and once you turn on the bar owners and stove and growing all the crap that goes in temperature goes up upwards of thirty to forty degrees if you keep the band's off. The temperature goes up 34 degrees so partnered to put the bent on the so the people don't drop dead working in Death Valley temperatures right so think of all of that heat. Didn't sucked into the event except now there's a dude who's been stuck in there and I'm telling you I don't know much about the story of the bam you're stuck in the event you don't wanna get caught. Your reasoning you can get out of there are some more well they've turned those those on as you felt the Miami Heat one of their I guarantee and that's why he started street. How well the exhaust vent above the stove was blocked so the manager went up on the roof to investigate any quickly figured out what was wrong with the events as a person stuck to their guts yeah I turned off 59 year old Charlie walker tried to break into the Golden Corral before an open he got stuck in the event so he's actually pretty lucky the staff found him. Yeah fire department came. They rescued them and they took him to a hospital and doctors checked him out a major he was OK you know he was off for them off for the jail for felony breaking. And Eric has happened as happened then now high point. I put North Carolina again and save some of the people that I've worked with them restaurants they'd be so mad the summer drug Brinkema. Now wouldn't even Vaz of their retirements are still. I think there's an idea yeah the last yeah that. And again. Our listeners a Rockwell three probably northern oil that is I think that's in the B bus somewhere into our Golden Corral not a bad place the if you're one of the situation Andrea just what is the situation is far you're zero all right yeah I think that the UN is the only essentially everywhere spot a motel hole. Is great if you're on the road in your die from sleep deprivation died down but if I say hey man you wanna do is motel into a state high school. This Golden Corral they opened there are 24 hour diner that I don't Thursday night diner not but they place now a whole thing. Although the Golden Corral used to be they can go any get a steak or whatever and the make and Casey ever this whole story and they had a couple nights where it was kind of all you can eat okay and then over the years that just what it turned into ought to know that I thought it was actually sit down basilica of how did you users don't attendance nostalgia things like when I was a kid if my parents say hey would you take you to go to Guerrero I'm delighted I'm excited. I'm very happy. As an adult film like again a bomb driving sure yet you're right absolutely it's the effect Bogut yeah milestones like that. Also the name of another conference will be called and mentioned you like that is the best doesn't pledge is a fast food joint that's right near you if if if it could progress if it's the folks think weightlifting you've been Hewlett. Our goal crowd I would bust a what does a sit down please reelect me lol a lot of thought if I want yeah jacket. Goes into times today about that and a big boy either but I know I go back. He goes regularly drink boy they're still big boards I don't know if I saw Doug Elliott prior gray you know like to share its I know I can go back. Do they exist I don't I don't know that there have been due to operate right luckily backhoe arm like Howard Johnson fit cap. I Graham found on whatever job announces final game five month and a bell go there after we are the bus went architecture fishing trips to read it. A man and a child became stuck on as our find you education chips. I don't know last the first stomach eight there. Is how long admiral Richard yes I did dream team was playing in the original oil I think not before and I don't think that's late in the resistance and they used to be everywhere until people realize what was the house's Long John Silver's. A manager I became stuck on as a black or anything along going to be breathing get in there. Is that a great place all at five in 25 years our blood doesn't kind of general way I was decent I've reflected the hush puppies and a polished up these huge. Yeah reviewed may have problems unique video reviews of police did you have been in two decades I think the but I think our greatest meal I think at least spot on the thing is my I don't kindly 98 they've changed that cost anything or is this thing. Crappy thing patiently and I don't Alia who still believes look may have Redding and her husband I think there's times when you revisit things they're not quite as memorable retread watch due to hazards you may have the right was still all silly we'll quietly and I remember I did try to between Uganda doesn't kid they were so greatly maybe change agent thing you know your mouth got smarter. Or maybe go to the steakhouse is what they give you state like got a metal plate yes he thinks and what about the growth for the last it has the logo as records around here. A manager I became stuck out as a blood again Leno broke bull of gators on Saturday. The manager of the zip lines of the situation is an everyday occurrence happens fairly at all. Number they're repeat that again I still open I don't know it's is applying overeat digger pond and he says people getting trapped over the Gator pomp and is that what happens all the time in the yes. Nick. Tell how Pina. So the man and child were never in any danger. And he guides a Gator land are fully trained at that particular situation. They are about forty feet above the gators at the apex of the zip line the officials that they were stuck of those applying for around all just when he five minutes slightly longer than normal due to the weight of man. He said wind gusts are typically to blame for people becoming stock which was what was happening in the situation. Usually just takes fifteen minutes in those windy the wind doesn't blow one he's dang thing was if you look at the pictures of weight normally Helio you'll only dangling over dinner this game. Pretend affair but that's not supposed to be part of the well actually we should expect all the all the gators kind of pulled together like well like you'd expect them do a movie era cartoon look at the look at like I'm mad at it that that's gonna happen now looks like people at a in the kitchen at a party. Right everyone go yeah you're quoted food great lake alma stand around the kitchen doesn't skaters like that then if a lot of these teeth that's huge drop in income smacks and ten. What is now what was the moment you knew you were in trouble 449990. La. Hello bad and welcome to the bedroom. Oh or math. When did you know in trouble. This is plot somewhere around a lot of we're on so some native American meat traditionally in our cultural beliefs as species shallow waters tolerant position meant. It and so last year our community here he was up couldn't. Campbell River Canada which is pretty far Hackwear Vancouver Island. And where they're not remote. And based says it was a beer that you are all around look quite as we know well that joke to attend a team like seven hours is that just is that because the winds. All nearly hit the northern so that there was always six let you know as NASCAR adopt a little slow in every direction. So. Would how would such as we thought would size of a canoe were you on. I just see district. But fiberglass so about forty feet focus. That's a big goal and the reds are really big canoe to keep straight into the way. All you gotta be early stronger. Yeah here has. And well we're vulnerable on it and we were actually doing pretty good we're the first ones out there would be enough on the oil expects. We're gonna make their church. And Apple's latest hit pretty hard. And our skipper decided square we're told earlier. Let you know it's kind of hard to deal which weighs in every direction. So we miss the point of the waves so our support in Oakland next source. But another way into action and it brought the slow growing up and it almost came down and out well he moved out of the way but outweighed some dust. Which. You you dump to for a foot boat and now you now. I mean had you adieu I remember having to do this and Boy Scouts and I'm there you know my but it never really happens in the you never really have to apply practically no danger situation but. How long did it take you to get that canoe over top of that over the other bowl and turn that thing up bright and get back in the canoe. And our. Fourteen minutes thousand. We shrink further every summer we pose certain march and we only socialize so that's pretty Smart I believe nectar we look so. An enemy as you know it dude are you would Eagles now. Only a ditch isn't okay our day in America are you are sorry I got confused with how I always felt sorry sorry. No I however staff all of like I have there are wrong here his candidacy myth like I don't know who was all the time. And resentful if you lose your mind land I don't know I don't take a timeout it. If you don't like your ears IMF and help. Felt like the great thing I have a daughter and sister then we armed that we go around there so now I'm and is forty for canoe these waves it returned this bitch over. I did yeah manager ancestors as some point that you couldn't do something easier. No I just think it's. The way it's like oh it's kind of easy for what they had to go after. Well but also to apparently not you probably had all of your deer in plastic back all so that everything oh yeah. Elliott try today to send it up to watch it like you're entitled Zagreb after that they would get out of there pulled up 500 you know. The blood 500 pound well that went helps. Including right here noted program dog and realize that don't have that. I think he's quick dry underwear are nice aren't they I would think you voted REI out of out of none of the drives and look man it's gonna do this every year I can help you mountain. All in and saying you know those you got to talk about those deeply. The coolers daddy's daddy's Debbie Geddes who gets what they slow in the water. I think I saw that at get thank you very thin they candor of the transaction and their resist him I don't want to do repairman and when you and you see your relative I want you to let them know Heyman base and our traditions and and and I insist evolve great we are the equivalent of eagle scouts hawk itself that's what we learned today. How did you did you got did you guess it yeah I had done that very heavily populated with bears his dog did you see. That's what what was the moment and if you're. Carlos with the crowd pipes that are I did. I don't authors say it's considered to be getting it in Mexico could have its through an eagle scout and as China. He's kind of any of the police they didn't fourteen minutes easily retrieve this every year than of the Boeing must be heels gallop him I'll burn milder than that I know you're becoming a that's that's the thing that's got them out of Africa. You've got to live it. Yeah with the oh with a tradition ended it ended down by a thread all the better up thousands of years and I generations of my talent gap Bob always count I would that's landed what was about what you knew you're in trouble 844999. Olaf. That's the question okay. Hello OK welcome to the men's room. Tie a little time. How are you guys did a wonderful our UK. All I am doing great I'm back in traffic and they got all right what do you guys ever get what did you when you know your drivel. Oh my gosh well. It like to read I went whoa wedding. Had power book and you go to the wrong way in the senate. Do you go to the wrong button when I was the food. And it didn't blow RA Washington you know like a little white horse count I had him every time I had ever driven through that cannot I only saw one church when I wouldn't to a wedding there I would let. I don't right where that is so I went there what are the dead at the same date same time only. The white church coming up getting married in our way. Okay those odds are better than I thought wind what was the moment you knew that you're in the wrong location. Windy it they started the I'd done doesn't it earned a BS. Turned out it was not my brand. So yeah I'm wrong you know the eighty mutual friends and do nothing. And. Where all the wedding while she went a little afraid via a lot of people didn't want to go to the wedding out he would never really met ballroom is nice. You don't brokers Eleanor dean and their hat and they need it and where she'd marry into that. Jaycee was marrying into a family of goat groupers. Okay great talent is Rick wrote both rovers what does that carry on like Joseph roper officer Eric so it's. The biggest problem. We let our wedding present at the back of the church I had problems. OK. Okay. I'm what was it was against. It'll you know something's gotta sorry you know I don't even remember how that goes bruises and the bruise on her registry ams I'm assuming. And we did hit it dead beats per action now that we missed the whole wedding and we got to get back. So it didn't did you go to the table snatch it under risk of. Your. Might let you know I had may go with me add my plug weren't at my other half that it can't aren't actually double time at a wedding she'd only got to the legality. We're not even our president back there and we're not we're in the wedding just. Hang on a minute and just turn it over while Jeff what they do they compound the problem I have and their receiving line at the back of the church. We can't just slit her out and grab art if in doubt now we got to got to hold the camera eating ally actually do it. Regulations. All you had this whole thing is if at any. I pulled my offer sheet that I can't do that okay do you grab the present I it will create a diversion so and I'm going down the line. And they aren't so great to. You all my eyes. Unlike how does we're in our experience that the oh and did you get to a unity be the you do get the reception you get Boozer and food and other new judges sit through the whole ceremony. Well we did it reception. Earlier correct wedding eventually and had a bad at all made apps or it and we had our president but I had to hit grandma. And hug the bread like there was no tomorrow and you know. I. I heard jury think and wondered yourself a of these people still married. Beads they often wonder who the hell was a nice idea won the comfortable at it the wedding and they never saw them again needing to conceal these it was like we need to find out who this is they started talk their money no hoping her only played at the reception Luis we'll try to figure out who the says and you never showed the exception. So there's like a mystery deepens. They ended up thinking may be mean or some weird though any people that dot. Country wedding to kill pregnant. That's a reasonable to resume gap is your city people's on the president's address at the veteran enough front and the car all circumstantial aligned with the satellite yeah. And she got a hold of that president I you know I got beat cool. Like I or help you know you're just walk out and. Dropped a president blown out all the. And she should I. When Mike. Oh my god it's like heists he's the crap eight men who are on. Gay and had a okay. Married I don't my day against the athletics and that's the most exciting thing I've ever heard Netherlands. You know I Hosea was a moment did you know that you were in trouble 84 point 99 I know a whole lot more calls coming up you are listening to the men's or radio network. The men's room. Was smiles a thrill. It's not jurors and they're not in Washington. Received an unusual call right around lunchtime on Thursday. A woman called to say that she was thirty feet up into a tree. Near a local campground with wolves hovering at the bottom and waiting for her to come down. The research student said she'd been surveying the area when she saw the wolves the trees seemed her best possible escape. Deputies sent to a sister were told that they could shoot the wolves on site if they were still at the tree's base but apparently. That was not necessary. Aid department of natural resources helicopter was actually able land and save the student. The local sheriff says is Alvis is looking into whether the wolves have a did there. They have opposed future threats to other people wondering in the area I give let me say this. There office is looking into whether to go more than it did in the area maybe there are just they're on vacation. I did it flew in for a weekend getaway into the campground I just hung out ma'am another back targets on now hanging out that would tell you bigger share please don't waste anyone's time doing that. Let me ask you don't do that weighs in relation to where I. You're the woman of the tree and thirty feet above the walls you know you're not going to climb down from the tree that much is understood. The bulls to their three days earlier for three days like I think we all agree you're not climbing back there or. Here you are with your incredibly fat father and you are dangling forty feet above alligators and data world unusable. I don't know I think there's already a black because that's. You might think you're safe here via I. Your pet Gator world as they call it in Florida so you understand there's engineers around you but again still 25 minutes that you're hanging there and frankly. Just because our engineers doesn't mean you're not gonna snap in fall into the water look over you are on a lot of care be yours and harness all that W free. Why archery is eternal and I told them man you collect any deal world there's employees. And she's just as good looks are so hungry bulbs underneath the I Anderson I think mum on the wolves. I think definitely you want some company I get that I'm saying as far as what I would feel lose more secure if I mean atrocities that lie and the owner he says like Gaza goes wrong but all the time. Or imagery knowing damn well I'm not climate that that's why don't they could burglar you always need to come prepared with a pack of pepperoni to pocket. Man this is down to god truth I don't care whose dog is how vicious they are. They've always got time release of opera you got pepperoni man you if you are in anywhere at any any animal protected area we've got her eye and a dudes adds back to Baltimore my younger days but he had this massive. Massive doberman and he'd only had it. For like three or four days you found on the street and get this thing it liked him but it did not like anyone else so he's it was a week he'd go to his place. And I'm like man I'm on my buddy Williams like wasn't. We're gonna open the door nurses also is like Albert go dogs award. We opened the door this thing comes charging me I'm flames north mechanics right. Think the monster like right animate like how'd we get them. The on fly ball goes off we took a little bit of cash we had walked to a Safeway the wasn't that far away Bob pepperoni bought it packed a pepperoni and first indifference to the dog. Kind of knock on the door about the dog and turn this into snarled and doing what it does and I'm like man. I do not want to go on the south today and comment. He opens the mail slot there would be some conference has. How much you gotta be kidding he still does it should now that oils Wagoner told a tale not black and big government still have a daily total but it's it's. It's been a little more patient like okay. Tell me Richard let it does yeah it is that so he was smells Claudia goes a little farther back the dog goes back to get it we opened the door and basically that's like canceling renal. I'm think it is always good mall as we walked through the skies house dropped pepper like three feet underdogs each time. Opened back door for the rest of the covering up there the dogs now under backyard and we handled our business. We do not let the dog Baghdad and all was fine but the guy hey. They do about the dog and we said no he said why because we said at that point were out of pepperoni. We're not opening the goddamn door. Let's not solved all of this morning. And he is trying to scrape off his muscle hired frank DiLeo inside clash and that the people as a walk by the dreaded Nittany in the days under discussed. That's why you have a muzzle. I have. That's on solving anything but the little guru Leslie went done there flows the moment you knew you were in trouble a 449990. Knew I was in trouble when I saw that I advocate Lori severe daddy gotta say they used to and that's where you where Mosul the free throw take all the space that. Hello re welcome to the men's room. All our. All I need. Our age so there. I was twelve years old but add billion of peerless and still speak and ago brokers. What worry Mari how old are you anything you connect him with the goats. I'll list oil OK why what was the purpose of this exercise. I had to get go out OK I did that explain aren't. So roll it here I am twelve year old kid been dormant innocent goats. And like any other kid out by yeah let's go get to go to edit in so liability within. I get to go to out it was maintain the real easy no problem. Why go to get the last coach and or and I knew I was in travel. It when I turned around an anecdote where Qaeda torture. Yeah so we're running Jordan a little running towards me Eric Bell who. Well around until it. Started nor did I started runner a little bit I know. But there is a Bob Dwyer sent home. That had one single strain and it is about four short tall I expect that share which would not I would. I am not Oden. I'm not a amber knows I'm not solve these nose high. Thank you were out in the I live. I'll. They had just a sense. And hospital. Taken part that in my eyes to lose. Can you see all right now. Oh yeah okay got a taste finding earth I thought it good. Doesn't have a grounder and Posey knows the moment you knew you were in trouble before for a 999 alone. I should many things continue on the men's room. Radio network.
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